Paddling Lexicon

June 29, 2007

is a site with lots of definitions of… well… paddling lexicon. Most of them serious, some less so:

Kayak [] n. 1. an oblong banana shaped boat with a hole in the bottom from which the occupant dangles.  Can be propelled the wrong way up by experts. (definition courtesy of Pete Knowles)

Advertisements

One Response to “Paddling Lexicon”

  1. internetseop3 Says:

    Business Owner –seakayaking.wordpress.com

    Were you aware that you are missing out on major online business opportunities because you don’t have a significant presence? According to a recent survey 90% of online business opportunities are created via Google and other major search engines such as Yahoo & Bing.

    You will be curious to know that we have identified some major issues with your website, due to which you may be missing out on this business opportunity.

    The following are some of the issues:
    1) Your Page Rank is 2, which can be improved
    2) Your Google Back links are 4,which can be improved
    3) Your most important traffic driving keywords are not in top 100

    We have also identified some of the positives about your website, they are:
    1) Relevant content
    2) Universally accepted color combination
    3) Your Service has huge online business potential

    The above are the result of our initial findings and if you are interested in using of SEO experts advice, we can give you a very detailed SEO report (absolutely FREE). Also, let us know the best time to get in touch with you so that we can talk about how we (you and us) working together will have mutual benefits.

    We also guarantee that in the first month of our working together you will see positive trends in conversions, so you can just reply to this email showing your consent of working with us and you would have already taken the first step to get more conversions!!

    Regards,
    Anna

    Note:
    • You can also reply with “REMOVE” in the subject line so that we will permanently delete you from our database.
    • This is not a bulk email campaign, we are sending to this email only to selected websites who are part of our online experiment.
    • We found your website from online advertisements but did not click the Ad to visit.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: